Friday, November 14, 2008

the Perfect Boyfren!

the perfect boyfren would have to:

-be sik ceridak (mesti hygienic)~ lak bau2 pisan gf nya jalan sebelah!

-pandei entertain gerek~jgn mala jak, 'kmk gi main futsal ngan kwn mek'.. like every single time bf ya tek ada free time... mun simok, pdh jak simok! lol, instead, pandei2 la bagi masa ngan geng and ngan gerek... mbak gerek hangout ngan geng skali ka kekadang..

-sik pandei nak ngamok gerek sukati~penyabar. kdg2 gf pms bukan boleh tahan ba. dah nature. after 10 minutes, mun sik half an hour, mesti gf pujok balit ba!mun gik juak merajuk...eee... sik ku betah nunggu.

-iboh jealous kuat gilak..~ bak kata Britney Spears, 'Does it really matter if they're lookin', I'm only looking at you!'.. ada sigek lagu lam album nya nombor duak lok.. time Britney gik sweet... lol

-pandei masak, ngemas..~ memang la ompuan patut tauk suma ya.. tapi best ba mun nangga laki pandei buat keja rumah gia..ney tauk if jodoh pjg, dah kawen lak, sik nyusah bini jak2!

-mbak gf buat benda yg berfaedah~ gi sembahyang jemaah sama2 ka..ajar gf main sports ka...pg jogging ka... lol! nak ka sweet gia..

-remember all the important dates! ~ ingat anniversary if gf ya insist.. sik perlu every month..setahun skali cukup.. asal ingat jak.. and bdays ya if lupak nang apa la! hahahaha.. but these kinda things could show if a guy actually cares for a girl..kan?

-jgn padah jak, but never actually mean it...~omG! tok nang part paling critical la... making me S-E nak gerek til now...lol..mala jak benda gitok happen..pdh nak pegi mbak gf fishing... and the guy actually ended up lupak...iboh la mala lupak..mun dah susah gilak, makan la gingko... kesian gf nunggu.. rasa tertipu tau.. that's y ppl say..action speaks louder than words! :D

-be a gentleman~ he'll never let the gf susah in any ways, and will always try his best to please the gf...tapi we are all human, kan? try jak la, if sik dapat pun, you did your best kan bf? :P *Mr Darcy!*

-hormat org tua~ sik kira la parents gf or nenek gf or uncle auntie. iboh suka anok family gf skati if sik knal hati budi.

-iboh la salu bulak~ mun dah kantoi kan susah? nak lalu bekelayi besar? :P Honesty is always the best policy, but laki tok nak kuat gilak bulak ba... =.= that is why there is such a book called, 'Why Men Lie, and Women Cry', nak? but i never actually get to read the book tho.. lol

-try not to bitch about gf ngan org. malu org ba, ompuan mun terkerepak ya biasa la... mulut ompuan... laki kinek tok... kuat gossip juak ba... suka bersadu sia sitok.. in the end, bersadu ngan ompuan lain... eeeeee.... geram ku mikey!

-be loyal!~ waaaaahhhh.... sangat rare laki yang loyal! if ompuan yang dapat laki gitok nang super lucky la nya! lol.. tapi ya lahh.. laki knktok..lol

-responsible~ MACHO ABIS laki yg responsible... pandei blaja, nulong parents jaga family, ada career, sik pandei nak harapkan org lain, pandei berjimat,.... WOW! pandei potong rumput gik... ding!ding!ding!~ Mr Perfect... lol...time gerek demam, worry abis, lu anta gerek ke clinic...*jealous ku if ku nangga org gia* lol

-ada byk gik actually, but kepak. nite~

1 comment:

SPEUL said...

ko tok blaja ka carik gerek? eran juak ku tek koh.. hahaha